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Privacy

The short version: your sessions never leave your phone, the signup form keeps only what you type into it, and nothing is ever sold or shared for advertising.

Last updated November 10, 2026

The pod and the app

The Nearly pod sends pressure readings to the Nearly app on your phone over Bluetooth. The app uses them to control your toys. Session data, your threshold and your settings are stored on your phone only. They are not uploaded to any server, and I can't see them.

The app talks to your toys directly over Bluetooth. If you use a toy maker's own app alongside Nearly, that app has its own privacy policy.

The signup form

When you sign up on this website, I keep:

I use this to email you about Nearly: to confirm a prototype spot, arrange payment, and tell you when production orders open. Your toy and plug answers help me decide what to test. I don't use it for anything else.

Who else sees it

Nobody, apart from the services that run the site and email:

Your details are never sold, rented or shared for advertising.

Cookies and tracking

This site uses no advertising or tracking cookies. Your browser remembers that you confirmed you're 18 or older, for 30 days, so you aren't asked on every page. That stays in your browser and isn't sent anywhere.

Seeing or deleting your details

Email [email protected] from the address you signed up with and I'll send you what I have, correct it, or delete it, usually within a few days. Every email I send about Nearly also tells you how to stop getting them.

I keep signup details until you ask me to delete them or Nearly stops selling. Order records are kept as long as tax law requires.

Adults only

Nearly and this website are for people 18 and older. I don't knowingly collect details from anyone younger. If you think someone under 18 has signed up, email me and I'll delete their details.

Changes

If this policy changes, the date at the top changes too. If a change affects how your signup details are used, I'll email you about it first.